Artificial intelligence… Doesn’t have frig all to do with this blog.  So take your Syfy ass back to the nerd forums! Nah… I’m just kidding.  I’m a nerd too.  It’s all good baby.  You’re among friends.  Be of good cheer… We’ve almost eliminated the jocks!  Internet porn and Farmville have done their work rather well at turning the population into pasty, nerdy recluses like us.  Our...

Yesterday, being Martin Luther King Day, I have a dre… Nah, I actually have more of an observation.  Nothing so grand as peace between all peoples and racial equality.  I tend to be more of a comedic writer; so I can’t really say in honor of Martin Luther King–but I certainly do respect his dream.  I wish we could all have at least a piece of that dream. But back to my observation… Oh I have dreams.  One big one...

To hear some people tell it, there is no greater band than Radiohead.  Honey soaked, aural orgasms accompany every note.  Thom Yorke’s voice is like a million baby angel-puppies’ laughter.  The lyrics could only be reproduced by Plato on acid–this being a good thing.  Their work is akin to the old gods blasting forth magical torrents of primal awesomeness to breathe life into… Yeah, I don’t buy it...

The king is still alive.  Long live his ulcer!  Ahhh, the music bidness… How do I love thee?  Everyone else does apparently as well.  Or they hate it… Or, well, see, they dig bands but they hate “executives” or… Well… Oh screw this crap!  Let’s watch reality TV. Sound familiar?  Yeah, I don’t know what I’m talking about either; but the point is this: Once upon a time, everything...

I was watching some videos on YouTube—yes I was bored. In particular I was watching the cut scenes/story board/cinematic scenes/whatever you choose to call them from the game God of War.  I know, I know… But I’ve always loved video games—it’s made my generation. I actually played Super Mario Brothers in the arcade and thought it was the ultimate.  I also remember playing dragon’s lair.  I was very young for the latter and...