Shout out to all my playas!  Video game playas, of course.  Gamers, if you will.  Nerds, if you won’t.  If you won’t, then suck it dry, baby; cause there’s a billion of us sun-fearing fuckers out here and we will fuck up your latte in like no time, bitch!  Of course, you’ll just make us make your latte again (if you’re not in a hurry) and tell our manager on us and then we’ll possibly be fired for...

Ahhhhh… Köstritzer Schwarzbier… Delicious.  I do indeed enjoy a fine German black lager.  I did not know this about myself until my honeymoon in October of last year.  You will be familiar with the fact that I dig Einbecker Schwarzbier and I do; but Gangsta Vicki discovered Köstritzer Schwarzbier and I must say that it is also quite good–though, much easier to find over in my hood than Einbecker. Alas, this blog is...

Hello.  My name is Jas and I played (will probably play again) World of Warcraft.  I admit this of my own free will and with no assassin’s gun pointed at my head (or a rogue’s knife at my back).  I have stated numerous times that I have been and ever shall be a nerd…  Therefore, I see this as not being too much of a surprise; which is an interesting topic unto itself–but we’ll get to that soon enough. ...

I have often asked someone for directions to the nearest bathroom and had a woman tell me to, “Hit urinal poopy-room with your head to relieve the pressure…”  I can assure you that the following never happened: 1.  I never knelt next to the wall with a frigging ginormous ruby. 2.  I never hit my head on a urinal intentionally. 3.  Tornadoes never took me anywhere except my “happy place” as I peed myself and...

It’s never easy to swallow down a big plate of crow or digest one’s own words or any other flowery way of saying “I was wrong, dawg;” so I’ll just frigging say it… Later. First… I must explain…  Now let the nice man blog and stop asking me what this has to do with Snooki.  I know you love her and I know she totally rawks your face and all that other silly shit.  I am a man plagued by...