“You ain’t fresh squeezed juice … you that Tang.” Damn. That stings. I’m uncertain to whom this was directed; but holy fuck balls!  What an awesome way to casually toss an acidic diss to the playa haters giving our dude, André 3000 grief!  Fucking brilliant, folks.  So let’s talk about this joint for a bit, shall we? Yes, oh dear Cthulhu, YES!  A thousand times yes!!! Can you tell I dig this track? ...

How many of us are lucky enough to meet our idols, our childhood idols to be specific, let alone know them all our lives and/or get to really communicate with them on their level as an equal?  Not many.  Not many of us is the answer.  I suppose it comes down to who we idolize, accessibility and just a ton of other factors.  Me?  I’m one of the lucky ones. My idols were always close at hand. Meeting them?  No problem. Were they...

Ahhhhh… Köstritzer Schwarzbier… Delicious.  I do indeed enjoy a fine German black lager.  I did not know this about myself until my honeymoon in October of last year.  You will be familiar with the fact that I dig Einbecker Schwarzbier and I do; but Gangsta Vicki discovered Köstritzer Schwarzbier and I must say that it is also quite good–though, much easier to find over in my hood than Einbecker. Alas, this blog is...

Yeah, this one is going to be fun; so dig this… I LOVE it when people tell me I don’t look like I sound or sound like I look or however you prefer to phrase this totally fascinating thing one person can say to another. No, I’m not being sarcastic.  No, I am not bothered by this at all.  I really do find it interesting as hell!  I’m totally guilty of it as well, by the way!  I find myself constantly surprised by...

You may have noticed that my blog is a very serious place.  I bring you the fair and balanced blogs of virtue, life lessons and shit that will straight get upside yo’ dome, sucka.  Damn… Two sentences… Not even.  One sentence.  That’s all I could do! Sigh… Master, I have failed you.  (See, I was “grasshopper” to my Sensei, Cthulhu, and he charged me with bringing about the nerd rebellion that...