It’s been a minute since I’ve *cough cough “reviewed” an album.  Some of you may remember how this turned out; but for those of you who don’t, simply click this linky link sentence-y thing-a-muh-jig and you will be instantly transported to a magical album review by yer ole buddy Jas. This being said, I have no real intention of reviewing this album either. Boom. Aw, come on now!  You KNOW me.  What the hell...

Shout out to all my playas!  Video game playas, of course.  Gamers, if you will.  Nerds, if you won’t.  If you won’t, then suck it dry, baby; cause there’s a billion of us sun-fearing fuckers out here and we will fuck up your latte in like no time, bitch!  Of course, you’ll just make us make your latte again (if you’re not in a hurry) and tell our manager on us and then we’ll possibly be fired for...

I believe, if I am not mistaken, that by now my nerd credentials are well established and I am above reproach in my declaration of nerdom.  I am correct.  I am not mistaken.  Wanna fight about it? What?  Nerds can’t throw hands? Okay, you got me… I just wanted to say “throw hands.”  Moving right the hell along… I’m the kind of nerd that has loved and practiced martial arts most of my life.  Yes,...

Folks seem to be lovin’ them some folk, these days.  “Oh no no, Jas, you simple bastard… That’s INDIE folk.  Tee hee!” What do you mean, O’ wise and condescending genre overlord? (that last one was me talking–quotation marks are from the devil!) “Sigh… WELL, JAS–if I can even call you that–folk is a highly diverse category which stems into many sub-genres and...

R.E.M.  What the heck are you cats smoking, man?  I’ve read the back story ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What%27s_the_Frequency,_Kenneth%3F ) and it STILL doesn’t make any damn sense!!! Pictured: The lyrics to "What's the Frequency Kenneth" Okay, before I’m the victim of nerd rage and comment saber rattling; let me (nearly) first say that I absolutely LOVE this song, okay?  It’s lyrically awesome...