As you can tell by the title of this, I enjoy the absurd.  Why wouldn’t I?  When you really start to think about it, life is pretty frigging absurd–especially how serious it all is, am I right?  Well, I intend this to be a bit of an overview or an introduction to my blog; though, admittedly, it is coming as (I believe) my sixty-fifth published blog. I wrote a welcome blog when I first started jotting down dreck a few years...

Shout out to all my playas!  Video game playas, of course.  Gamers, if you will.  Nerds, if you won’t.  If you won’t, then suck it dry, baby; cause there’s a billion of us sun-fearing fuckers out here and we will fuck up your latte in like no time, bitch!  Of course, you’ll just make us make your latte again (if you’re not in a hurry) and tell our manager on us and then we’ll possibly be fired for...

No video games.  No movies.  No other people’s music.  No religion.  No floods or loss of dear friends or reality shows or Old Gods… Nope.  Not this time, baby.  This time, it’s all about me.  My music.  My band mates.  My new album. GWA HA HA HA!!! Wow.  It’s been a minute since I’ve gotten to tell you about some new music, hasn’t it?  Well, guess what, Oh Lovely Reader?  I’ve got new...

It’s never easy to swallow down a big plate of crow or digest one’s own words or any other flowery way of saying “I was wrong, dawg;” so I’ll just frigging say it… Later. First… I must explain…  Now let the nice man blog and stop asking me what this has to do with Snooki.  I know you love her and I know she totally rawks your face and all that other silly shit.  I am a man plagued by...

I have a mania.  No, I am not trying to caption a “lolcat”  (that would be ‘I HAZ a mania’–learn to meme).  I am not alone in my mania.  My mania is satisfied.  Many manias out there are not satisfied.  I’m not talking about the unlawful and ungodly desire to place one’s bum in Cheez Whiz and chase old people… No, that mania is shared by us all and can be easily fixed by attending the...