When I was a kid I thought holograms were…  No, that’s a lie, isn’t it?  I’ve always thought holograms were the absolute shit.  I used to dream about holographic video games and holographic learning machines and holographic video games and, well, holographic video games.  Who hasn’t?  Probably girls, non-nerds and old folks.  But then again, maybe nerd girls and nerd old people and the nerdier of the...

There’s no easy way to say it.  I’ve been avoiding it for days.  The lump is already in my throat on sentence number three… But I have to be my usual neurotic self and qualify this; so here it goes. This may not be the blog for you.  If you like my normal “madcap,” shit-talking, shit-talk-redacting, pseudo-reviewing, silly ass captioning and otherwise ‘funny’ blogs; AND that is ALL you will...

Cee-Lo Green.  I just love this guy.  What’s not to love?  Let’s look at it… He’s a great singer (you know I dig that).  He’s out of his damn mind (naturally, I dig the hell out of that).  He’s humorous (can’t frigging stand that about him).  His music is inventive (this may or may not be due to him–probably due to great producers; but hey… He still has to deliver it, which he does...

Artificial intelligence… Doesn’t have frig all to do with this blog.  So take your Syfy ass back to the nerd forums! Nah… I’m just kidding.  I’m a nerd too.  It’s all good baby.  You’re among friends.  Be of good cheer… We’ve almost eliminated the jocks!  Internet porn and Farmville have done their work rather well at turning the population into pasty, nerdy recluses like us.  Our...

Cheeseburgers. Dear Apollo’s shiny ass!  I love me some cheeseburgers.  Yes, I realize I am wearing a “meat without feet” t-shirt; but the truth is, I just thought the shirt was funny.  I’m not that fond of seafood.  Ahhh, the duality of humankind, eh?  I like some types and some ways of preparing it; but I’m just not that into seafood.  Sorry.  But I digress… Let’s talk about...