Shout out to all my playas!  Video game playas, of course.  Gamers, if you will.  Nerds, if you won’t.  If you won’t, then suck it dry, baby; cause there’s a billion of us sun-fearing fuckers out here and we will fuck up your latte in like no time, bitch!  Of course, you’ll just make us make your latte again (if you’re not in a hurry) and tell our manager on us and then we’ll possibly be fired for...

Well, my decent and good people–and also my naughty and evil fuckers–I bid you a fond hello!  I shall keep this one particularly short and it is only to give you an up of dates (or in layman’s terms, an “update”) as to the sort of activities in which I have participated over the last couple of weeks.  I am taking great pains to not end in a preposition in this sentence I am writing on. Fuck. Oh well… So...

Ahhhhh… Köstritzer Schwarzbier… Delicious.  I do indeed enjoy a fine German black lager.  I did not know this about myself until my honeymoon in October of last year.  You will be familiar with the fact that I dig Einbecker Schwarzbier and I do; but Gangsta Vicki discovered Köstritzer Schwarzbier and I must say that it is also quite good–though, much easier to find over in my hood than Einbecker. Alas, this blog is...

Apparently if you ain’t repenting, then you best be kissing dat ass goodbye.  The rapture is reportedly at hand; therefore, one could reasonably say: The word is at hand and the word is doom…. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Believe it or not, I’m not going to spend a lot of time on this; but let’s talk about it for a few, shall we? For those that don’t know, the rapture is basically the second coming of Christ and all...

I believe, if I am not mistaken, that by now my nerd credentials are well established and I am above reproach in my declaration of nerdom.  I am correct.  I am not mistaken.  Wanna fight about it? What?  Nerds can’t throw hands? Okay, you got me… I just wanted to say “throw hands.”  Moving right the hell along… I’m the kind of nerd that has loved and practiced martial arts most of my life.  Yes,...