I’m back, Baby!  Just got back, in fact from “Honeymoon Part Two:  The Chilling”  starring Ralph Macchio as Jas Patrick and Lil’ Kim as Gangsta Vicki.  Yeah, I know… Technically speaking, it wasn’t a honeymoon; but we called it that for lack of giving a fuck.  But back to it, eh? Yes, a second honeymoon.  Decadent.  Oh, it was glorious, Dear internet dweller.  Sit down.  Relax.  I’ve got...

I believe, if I am not mistaken, that by now my nerd credentials are well established and I am above reproach in my declaration of nerdom.  I am correct.  I am not mistaken.  Wanna fight about it? What?  Nerds can’t throw hands? Okay, you got me… I just wanted to say “throw hands.”  Moving right the hell along… I’m the kind of nerd that has loved and practiced martial arts most of my life.  Yes,...

It’s never easy to swallow down a big plate of crow or digest one’s own words or any other flowery way of saying “I was wrong, dawg;” so I’ll just frigging say it… Later. First… I must explain…  Now let the nice man blog and stop asking me what this has to do with Snooki.  I know you love her and I know she totally rawks your face and all that other silly shit.  I am a man plagued by...

I have a mania.  No, I am not trying to caption a “lolcat”  (that would be ‘I HAZ a mania’–learn to meme).  I am not alone in my mania.  My mania is satisfied.  Many manias out there are not satisfied.  I’m not talking about the unlawful and ungodly desire to place one’s bum in Cheez Whiz and chase old people… No, that mania is shared by us all and can be easily fixed by attending the...

You know what has fallen out of fashion lately?  Loincloths.  And swords.  And nakedness.  I think a lot more problems would be solved if folks just walked around bare-ass naked and carried around swords and what not…  Well, maybe not… They tried it in the 70′s and it didn’t really catch on. I mean, Studio 54 was a booming place, by all accounts; but I still don’t think it really grabbed the imagination of...