Who doesn’t like free shit?  Shit ain’t normally free, brah…  I know how you can get some of the aforementioned shit o’ free, dawg. Come closer. Closer… Too close. Please release my buttocks. … Both hands. Thanks. Kay. So anyway, you want some free shit?  Well, I got some fo’ ya.  Just go to www.jaspatrick.com and you can download my brand-spanking new album “Tributaries” for FREE. ...

Ahhhhh… Köstritzer Schwarzbier… Delicious.  I do indeed enjoy a fine German black lager.  I did not know this about myself until my honeymoon in October of last year.  You will be familiar with the fact that I dig Einbecker Schwarzbier and I do; but Gangsta Vicki discovered Köstritzer Schwarzbier and I must say that it is also quite good–though, much easier to find over in my hood than Einbecker. Alas, this blog is...

Hello.  My name is Jas and I played (will probably play again) World of Warcraft.  I admit this of my own free will and with no assassin’s gun pointed at my head (or a rogue’s knife at my back).  I have stated numerous times that I have been and ever shall be a nerd…  Therefore, I see this as not being too much of a surprise; which is an interesting topic unto itself–but we’ll get to that soon enough. ...

Apparently if you ain’t repenting, then you best be kissing dat ass goodbye.  The rapture is reportedly at hand; therefore, one could reasonably say: The word is at hand and the word is doom…. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Believe it or not, I’m not going to spend a lot of time on this; but let’s talk about it for a few, shall we? For those that don’t know, the rapture is basically the second coming of Christ and all...

I’m straight slangin’ videos, homies.  While this isn’t technically the “first” video I have ever made; it is the first actual video I have ‘made.’  Does that make sense?  Nah, doesn’t to me either… Especially since the more discerning of you will notice there isn’t any actual film or pictures in this particular video–the first in a series of all my songs to be set to...