“You ain’t fresh squeezed juice … you that Tang.” Damn. That stings. I’m uncertain to whom this was directed; but holy fuck balls!  What an awesome way to casually toss an acidic diss to the playa haters giving our dude, André 3000 grief!  Fucking brilliant, folks.  So let’s talk about this joint for a bit, shall we? Yes, oh dear Cthulhu, YES!  A thousand times yes!!! Can you tell I dig this track? ...

John Mayer is putting out a new album.  This album is called “Born and Raised.”  He’s been streaming his lead off single called “Shadow Days” and it sounds like the Brother has his proverbial hat in hand and a possible downcast hopefulness that erebody still luhs him. The tune has a real “country” feel and air about it, so the Garth Brooks-esque ‘aww shucks’ is fitting. My my,...

Who doesn’t like free shit?  Shit ain’t normally free, brah…  I know how you can get some of the aforementioned shit o’ free, dawg. Come closer. Closer… Too close. Please release my buttocks. … Both hands. Thanks. Kay. So anyway, you want some free shit?  Well, I got some fo’ ya.  Just go to www.jaspatrick.com and you can download my brand-spanking new album “Tributaries” for FREE. ...

It’s done.  I can’t believe it’s done; but it’s done.  I suppose, before I say really any more than that, I should probably just let you watch it… But I’m going to talk just a little more because I don’t know what will happen to the “preview panel” of my blog if I put a link too close to the top.  See?  I’ve learned to respect my friend the internet.  The internet is a strange...

Shout out to all my playas!  Video game playas, of course.  Gamers, if you will.  Nerds, if you won’t.  If you won’t, then suck it dry, baby; cause there’s a billion of us sun-fearing fuckers out here and we will fuck up your latte in like no time, bitch!  Of course, you’ll just make us make your latte again (if you’re not in a hurry) and tell our manager on us and then we’ll possibly be fired for...