Hello.  My name is Jas and I played (will probably play again) World of Warcraft.  I admit this of my own free will and with no assassin’s gun pointed at my head (or a rogue’s knife at my back).  I have stated numerous times that I have been and ever shall be a nerd…  Therefore, I see this as not being too much of a surprise; which is an interesting topic unto itself–but we’ll get to that soon enough. ...

A lot of people ask me who I think are the best singers, who influenced me vocally and how they should invest their savings.  To all inquiries I give the same answer:  Tomato. Yes.  Tomato. In some cases I then proceed to moon them and chase them screaming “I AM THE GOAT JESTER!!!!”  Most of the time, they run away playfully laughing along with me; but they just don’t understand what I’d do to them if I caught...

I have often asked someone for directions to the nearest bathroom and had a woman tell me to, “Hit urinal poopy-room with your head to relieve the pressure…”  I can assure you that the following never happened: 1.  I never knelt next to the wall with a frigging ginormous ruby. 2.  I never hit my head on a urinal intentionally. 3.  Tornadoes never took me anywhere except my “happy place” as I peed myself and...

My oh my… Looks like somebody grew up in some gangsta-ass suburbs.  Compton is like, “Pffft…”  (See, Compton doesn’t have to say anything else cause like, you KNOW they KNOW how shit is…)  Okay, I have absolutely confused myself and I am one damn sentence into this frigging blog… Sigh… Well, let’s first say CONGRATS, ARCADE FIRE!  These Canadian (some of them anyway) cats won Album...

FIRST!  FIRST!  ME!  ME!  I WROTE ABOUT IT ON THE FIRST FRIGGING DAY!  FIRST! FIRST! Okay, now that THAT’S out of the way.  Yeah, big frigging deal.  I wrote about Radiohead’s new album “The King of Limbs” the first day it was available.  Notice how I am writing about it LATE in the day?  Yep.  Suck it, firsties.   Being first doesn’t mean being best or even being frigging coherent.  I should...