When I was a kid I thought holograms were… No, that’s a lie, isn’t it? I’ve always thought holograms were the absolute shit. I used to dream about holographic video games and holographic learning machines and holographic video games and, well, holographic video games. Who hasn’t? Probably girls, non-nerds and old folks. But then again, maybe nerd girls and nerd old people and the nerdier of the...
Read MoreDo Ya Thing or DoYaThing While I Do Mine
“You ain’t fresh squeezed juice … you that Tang.” Damn. That stings. I’m uncertain to whom this was directed; but holy fuck balls! What an awesome way to casually toss an acidic diss to the playa haters giving our dude, André 3000 grief! Fucking brilliant, folks. So let’s talk about this joint for a bit, shall we? Yes, oh dear Cthulhu, YES! A thousand times yes!!! Can you tell I dig this track? ...
Read MoreJohn Mayer & Shadow Days & Thanks For Making It Okay
John Mayer is putting out a new album. This album is called “Born and Raised.” He’s been streaming his lead off single called “Shadow Days” and it sounds like the Brother has his proverbial hat in hand and a possible downcast hopefulness that erebody still luhs him. The tune has a real “country” feel and air about it, so the Garth Brooks-esque ‘aww shucks’ is fitting. My my,...
Read MorePumpkin Ale: My Favorite Seasonal Brew And An End To The Damned Heat
As I straight, mad chill whilst listening to my nearly-completely-mixed new EP (coming soon), I find myself enjoying a real treat that I had only recently discovered: Pumpkin Ale. It’s a long story and I shall tell the whole damn thing as I am generally wont to do; but first, let me give a bit of back story. I was raised a poor… No. Too far. Let me fast forward through video games and all that silliness and just come...
Read MoreBlogging Beers and Other Assorted Oddities: Be Amazed!
Ahhhhh… Köstritzer Schwarzbier… Delicious. I do indeed enjoy a fine German black lager. I did not know this about myself until my honeymoon in October of last year. You will be familiar with the fact that I dig Einbecker Schwarzbier and I do; but Gangsta Vicki discovered Köstritzer Schwarzbier and I must say that it is also quite good–though, much easier to find over in my hood than Einbecker. Alas, this blog is...
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