I’m back, Baby!  Just got back, in fact from “Honeymoon Part Two:  The Chilling”  starring Ralph Macchio as Jas Patrick and Lil’ Kim as Gangsta Vicki.  Yeah, I know… Technically speaking, it wasn’t a honeymoon; but we called it that for lack of giving a fuck.  But back to it, eh? Yes, a second honeymoon.  Decadent.  Oh, it was glorious, Dear internet dweller.  Sit down.  Relax.  I’ve got...

Well, my decent and good people–and also my naughty and evil fuckers–I bid you a fond hello!  I shall keep this one particularly short and it is only to give you an up of dates (or in layman’s terms, an “update”) as to the sort of activities in which I have participated over the last couple of weeks.  I am taking great pains to not end in a preposition in this sentence I am writing on. Fuck. Oh well… So...

Ahhhhh… Köstritzer Schwarzbier… Delicious.  I do indeed enjoy a fine German black lager.  I did not know this about myself until my honeymoon in October of last year.  You will be familiar with the fact that I dig Einbecker Schwarzbier and I do; but Gangsta Vicki discovered Köstritzer Schwarzbier and I must say that it is also quite good–though, much easier to find over in my hood than Einbecker. Alas, this blog is...

I would like to take a moment to raise our proverbial glasses to a subject of which I am personally rather fond and that, my friends is Beer!  In this particular case, it would actually be Bier!  And not just any bier; but Schwarzbier! Now, I am no beer/bier connoisseur; but I shall forever love Einbecker Schwarzbier.  Why, you say?  Well, it was “the” beer of my honeymoon with my lovely, sometimes gangsta, wife Vicki. ...

FIRST!  FIRST!  ME!  ME!  I WROTE ABOUT IT ON THE FIRST FRIGGING DAY!  FIRST! FIRST! Okay, now that THAT’S out of the way.  Yeah, big frigging deal.  I wrote about Radiohead’s new album “The King of Limbs” the first day it was available.  Notice how I am writing about it LATE in the day?  Yep.  Suck it, firsties.   Being first doesn’t mean being best or even being frigging coherent.  I should...