As I straight, mad chill whilst listening to my nearly-completely-mixed new EP (coming soon), I find myself enjoying a real treat that I had only recently discovered:  Pumpkin Ale.  It’s a long story and I shall tell the whole damn thing as I am generally wont to do; but first, let me give a bit of back story.  I was raised a poor… No.  Too far.  Let me fast forward through video games and all that silliness and just come...

It’s been a minute since I’ve *cough cough “reviewed” an album.  Some of you may remember how this turned out; but for those of you who don’t, simply click this linky link sentence-y thing-a-muh-jig and you will be instantly transported to a magical album review by yer ole buddy Jas. This being said, I have no real intention of reviewing this album either. Boom. Aw, come on now!  You KNOW me.  What the hell...

Ahhhhh… Köstritzer Schwarzbier… Delicious.  I do indeed enjoy a fine German black lager.  I did not know this about myself until my honeymoon in October of last year.  You will be familiar with the fact that I dig Einbecker Schwarzbier and I do; but Gangsta Vicki discovered Köstritzer Schwarzbier and I must say that it is also quite good–though, much easier to find over in my hood than Einbecker. Alas, this blog is...

Apparently if you ain’t repenting, then you best be kissing dat ass goodbye.  The rapture is reportedly at hand; therefore, one could reasonably say: The word is at hand and the word is doom…. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Believe it or not, I’m not going to spend a lot of time on this; but let’s talk about it for a few, shall we? For those that don’t know, the rapture is basically the second coming of Christ and all...

A lot of people ask me who I think are the best singers, who influenced me vocally and how they should invest their savings.  To all inquiries I give the same answer:  Tomato. Yes.  Tomato. In some cases I then proceed to moon them and chase them screaming “I AM THE GOAT JESTER!!!!”  Most of the time, they run away playfully laughing along with me; but they just don’t understand what I’d do to them if I caught...