Artificial intelligence… Doesn’t have frig all to do with this blog.  So take your Syfy ass back to the nerd forums! Nah… I’m just kidding.  I’m a nerd too.  It’s all good baby.  You’re among friends.  Be of good cheer… We’ve almost eliminated the jocks!  Internet porn and Farmville have done their work rather well at turning the population into pasty, nerdy recluses like us.  Our...

Alright, Dear Readers… This one is a nine thousand headed hydra and I don’t know how funny I can be.  The topic today?  “The Corporation.”  This is a documentary film by Joel Bakan, directed by Mark Achbar and Jennifer Abbott.  Apparently, it was made in 2003 and is Canadian.  I didn’t know films could have a nationality; but we’re trying to be serious here so relax and let’s get mad calmly,...

You may have noticed that my blog is a very serious place.  I bring you the fair and balanced blogs of virtue, life lessons and shit that will straight get upside yo’ dome, sucka.  Damn… Two sentences… Not even.  One sentence.  That’s all I could do! Sigh… Master, I have failed you.  (See, I was “grasshopper” to my Sensei, Cthulhu, and he charged me with bringing about the nerd rebellion that...

It’s not often that Vicki and I get to sever the hold the inter-matrix has over us; but when we do, we like to try to get out in nature a bit.  We decided that screaming children and being run over by strollers would be cool; if only we could couple that with a nice sensory experience like animal poo wafting on the cool morning air.  So where to go, where to go..? Chuck E. Cheese wasn’t open that early; so that was out.  Too...

You know what has fallen out of fashion lately?  Loincloths.  And swords.  And nakedness.  I think a lot more problems would be solved if folks just walked around bare-ass naked and carried around swords and what not…  Well, maybe not… They tried it in the 70′s and it didn’t really catch on. I mean, Studio 54 was a booming place, by all accounts; but I still don’t think it really grabbed the imagination of...

I’m straight slangin’ videos, homies.  While this isn’t technically the “first” video I have ever made; it is the first actual video I have ‘made.’  Does that make sense?  Nah, doesn’t to me either… Especially since the more discerning of you will notice there isn’t any actual film or pictures in this particular video–the first in a series of all my songs to be set to...

Vicki is fond of saying, “Everything doesn’t have to be a home run.” I wasn’t aware my red hot smokin’ wife watches Nascar; but hey, it’s all good.  I prefer to play G.I. Joe.  (thank you, dear lord, sweet baby Jesus). So in an effort to not smack one out of the park and make pole position, I bring you a very short blog: I have a free album that you may download.  You do not have to pay for this album...