There’s no easy way to say it.  I’ve been avoiding it for days.  The lump is already in my throat on sentence number three… But I have to be my usual neurotic self and qualify this; so here it goes. This may not be the blog for you.  If you like my normal “madcap,” shit-talking, shit-talk-redacting, pseudo-reviewing, silly ass captioning and otherwise ‘funny’ blogs; AND that is ALL you will...

I just want to put up a short post and thank the ladies over at All Things Girl for making me their “Man On Monday” on March 7th 2011.  They did a really nice write up and interview about me and I was absolutely stoked to appear in their Ezine.  I mean, I’m in there with Trace Adkins, Sarah Blakley-Cartwright, Marcia Clark, Stephenie Meyer and tons more (listed in no order, of course–they’re ALL bigger than...

I have a mania.  No, I am not trying to caption a “lolcat”  (that would be ‘I HAZ a mania’–learn to meme).  I am not alone in my mania.  My mania is satisfied.  Many manias out there are not satisfied.  I’m not talking about the unlawful and ungodly desire to place one’s bum in Cheez Whiz and chase old people… No, that mania is shared by us all and can be easily fixed by attending the...

I would like to take a moment to raise our proverbial glasses to a subject of which I am personally rather fond and that, my friends is Beer!  In this particular case, it would actually be Bier!  And not just any bier; but Schwarzbier! Now, I am no beer/bier connoisseur; but I shall forever love Einbecker Schwarzbier.  Why, you say?  Well, it was “the” beer of my honeymoon with my lovely, sometimes gangsta, wife Vicki. ...

Netflix rocks.  I have access to literally, a metric shit ton of absolutely watchable and engaging stuff pretty much anywhere/anytime.  Just need me an internet connection and some sort of viewing device.  But this isn’t about Netflix; this is about Nerdflix. I have always been into Rock-docs and music biopics and all that stuff.  Netflix has many many many of these at my disposal and I enjoy watching all kinds of...

My oh my… Looks like somebody grew up in some gangsta-ass suburbs.  Compton is like, “Pffft…”  (See, Compton doesn’t have to say anything else cause like, you KNOW they KNOW how shit is…)  Okay, I have absolutely confused myself and I am one damn sentence into this frigging blog… Sigh… Well, let’s first say CONGRATS, ARCADE FIRE!  These Canadian (some of them anyway) cats won Album...

FIRST!  FIRST!  ME!  ME!  I WROTE ABOUT IT ON THE FIRST FRIGGING DAY!  FIRST! FIRST! Okay, now that THAT’S out of the way.  Yeah, big frigging deal.  I wrote about Radiohead’s new album “The King of Limbs” the first day it was available.  Notice how I am writing about it LATE in the day?  Yep.  Suck it, firsties.   Being first doesn’t mean being best or even being frigging coherent.  I should...