I’m back, Baby!  Just got back, in fact from “Honeymoon Part Two:  The Chilling”  starring Ralph Macchio as Jas Patrick and Lil’ Kim as Gangsta Vicki.  Yeah, I know… Technically speaking, it wasn’t a honeymoon; but we called it that for lack of giving a fuck.  But back to it, eh? Yes, a second honeymoon.  Decadent.  Oh, it was glorious, Dear internet dweller.  Sit down.  Relax.  I’ve got...

I’ve been to Louisville before; but it had been a long LONG time and I’m quite certain I was never in the area home to the Hideaway Saloon.  I have to say, it is a cool little strip.  Lots of restaurants and bars and lots of people out walking around and generally being shit faced and happy.  It is a cool little area of town.  I do not know the name of the area; but it appears to be a little hippie, college, party part of...

Man!  I forgot all about Locke!  Locke is the honeymoon bear.  Let me explain… We ran out of fuel for the grill (or it was empty before we even got started is a more accurate way of putting it); so we called the people who ran the cabin to have someone bring us some more gas.  Now, to understand how remote this cabin was, you’ll really need to picture the most narrow, none paved, steepest pitched road you can possibly think...

Lordy lordy where that time done gone, eh?  Yes, I ain’t been writing.  You caught me.  But I have a good excuse… I got married.  And my wife locks me in a cage.  And it’s hot.  And I’m cold. Okay, so I suck at excuses. Truth is, I have a gazillion blogs that I COULD put up; but I sort of lost the desire to post random shiyit about nuthin’ and until I start up doing some touring (yes soon, no details now,...