It’s done.  I can’t believe it’s done; but it’s done.  I suppose, before I say really any more than that, I should probably just let you watch it… But I’m going to talk just a little more because I don’t know what will happen to the “preview panel” of my blog if I put a link too close to the top.  See?  I’ve learned to respect my friend the internet.  The internet is a strange...

I’m back, Baby!  Just got back, in fact from “Honeymoon Part Two:  The Chilling”  starring Ralph Macchio as Jas Patrick and Lil’ Kim as Gangsta Vicki.  Yeah, I know… Technically speaking, it wasn’t a honeymoon; but we called it that for lack of giving a fuck.  But back to it, eh? Yes, a second honeymoon.  Decadent.  Oh, it was glorious, Dear internet dweller.  Sit down.  Relax.  I’ve got...

How many of us are lucky enough to meet our idols, our childhood idols to be specific, let alone know them all our lives and/or get to really communicate with them on their level as an equal?  Not many.  Not many of us is the answer.  I suppose it comes down to who we idolize, accessibility and just a ton of other factors.  Me?  I’m one of the lucky ones. My idols were always close at hand. Meeting them?  No problem. Were they...

As you can tell by the title of this, I enjoy the absurd.  Why wouldn’t I?  When you really start to think about it, life is pretty frigging absurd–especially how serious it all is, am I right?  Well, I intend this to be a bit of an overview or an introduction to my blog; though, admittedly, it is coming as (I believe) my sixty-fifth published blog. I wrote a welcome blog when I first started jotting down dreck a few years...

I’ve been to Louisville before; but it had been a long LONG time and I’m quite certain I was never in the area home to the Hideaway Saloon.  I have to say, it is a cool little strip.  Lots of restaurants and bars and lots of people out walking around and generally being shit faced and happy.  It is a cool little area of town.  I do not know the name of the area; but it appears to be a little hippie, college, party part of...

Well, my decent and good people–and also my naughty and evil fuckers–I bid you a fond hello!  I shall keep this one particularly short and it is only to give you an up of dates (or in layman’s terms, an “update”) as to the sort of activities in which I have participated over the last couple of weeks.  I am taking great pains to not end in a preposition in this sentence I am writing on. Fuck. Oh well… So...