How many of us are lucky enough to meet our idols, our childhood idols to be specific, let alone know them all our lives and/or get to really communicate with them on their level as an equal?  Not many.  Not many of us is the answer.  I suppose it comes down to who we idolize, accessibility and just a ton of other factors.  Me?  I’m one of the lucky ones. My idols were always close at hand. Meeting them?  No problem. Were they...

It’s been a minute since I’ve *cough cough “reviewed” an album.  Some of you may remember how this turned out; but for those of you who don’t, simply click this linky link sentence-y thing-a-muh-jig and you will be instantly transported to a magical album review by yer ole buddy Jas. This being said, I have no real intention of reviewing this album either. Boom. Aw, come on now!  You KNOW me.  What the hell...

No video games.  No movies.  No other people’s music.  No religion.  No floods or loss of dear friends or reality shows or Old Gods… Nope.  Not this time, baby.  This time, it’s all about me.  My music.  My band mates.  My new album. GWA HA HA HA!!! Wow.  It’s been a minute since I’ve gotten to tell you about some new music, hasn’t it?  Well, guess what, Oh Lovely Reader?  I’ve got new...

A lot of people ask me who I think are the best singers, who influenced me vocally and how they should invest their savings.  To all inquiries I give the same answer:  Tomato. Yes.  Tomato. In some cases I then proceed to moon them and chase them screaming “I AM THE GOAT JESTER!!!!”  Most of the time, they run away playfully laughing along with me; but they just don’t understand what I’d do to them if I caught...

Hello neighbors.  Get the hell off my lawn.  Yeah, just stand on the sidewalk.  Okay, now we can begin… Let’s talk about the uncertainty in which many live, about which many lie and of which countless more could give a shit.  Yes, my friends, I speak of the Coldplay question.   But first, let’s get it out of your system… I know you know how I’m gay and it’s because I like Coldplay.  Thank you Paul...

I had a dream last night/early this morning.  It was incredibly vivid.  It was intense.  It was probably one of the most insanely awesome dreams I’ve ever had and I remember damn near all of it clearly, which is rare for me.  I will tell you about that dream; but not just yet… No, that’s what we like to call a teaser.  You can’t go to a movie and see the sex scenes and/or Jaws during the opening...