You know what has fallen out of fashion lately?  Loincloths.  And swords.  And nakedness.  I think a lot more problems would be solved if folks just walked around bare-ass naked and carried around swords and what not…  Well, maybe not… They tried it in the 70′s and it didn’t really catch on. I mean, Studio 54 was a booming place, by all accounts; but I still don’t think it really grabbed the imagination of...

I’m straight slangin’ videos, homies.  While this isn’t technically the “first” video I have ever made; it is the first actual video I have ‘made.’  Does that make sense?  Nah, doesn’t to me either… Especially since the more discerning of you will notice there isn’t any actual film or pictures in this particular video–the first in a series of all my songs to be set to...

Here’s one for the kids.  Hellbound:  Hellraiser 2. Wow dudes and dudettes… This one really brings me back.  I was just a wee lad when I saw this bad boy.  Pretty heavy for a kid, I know; but meh, they’re watching the same heavy shit these days.  You know how young boys are:  blood, guts, monsters and if you were lucky, boobies.  You know… Cause boobies made the world go around when you’re a kid.  Oh...

The king is still alive.  Long live his ulcer!  Ahhh, the music bidness… How do I love thee?  Everyone else does apparently as well.  Or they hate it… Or, well, see, they dig bands but they hate “executives” or… Well… Oh screw this crap!  Let’s watch reality TV. Sound familiar?  Yeah, I don’t know what I’m talking about either; but the point is this: Once upon a time, everything...

Ah yes… Battlefield Earth.  Long the bane and whipping boy of bloggers, moviephiles, people with taste and so on and so forth.  Yes, yes, I’ve heard your arguments and your oh-so-clever verbal/written ass beatings on this poor flick; but I’m here to tell you… This movie was NOT that damn bad! Dear god... You mean you actually LIKED it?!! First off, it’s got some great camp to it, you know?   I mean, John...

GREAT RECORD!!  (To be read like Paul Rudd playing John Lennon in “Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story”)  GREAT RECORD!! “The man who sold the world” is my latest crack for the moment—I have certain songs that will hit me (sometimes more than once) and I cannot get rid of them until they have been listened to for days on end. "Come on man... I need to hear that shit... I got these cheeseburgers..." I have David Bowie’s...