As Cthulhu is my witness, I shall never believe Hollywood again!  Damn you, Hollywood with your movies and actors and such!  Why do you tease me with your badass trailers and your ubiquitous, annoying internet pandering towards my delight of flashy, animated ad banners? You think I’m easy, don’t you? You think I’m just gonna lay back and spread my wallet open like an oyster opening its shell hoping that it doesn’t...

I believe, if I am not mistaken, that by now my nerd credentials are well established and I am above reproach in my declaration of nerdom.  I am correct.  I am not mistaken.  Wanna fight about it? What?  Nerds can’t throw hands? Okay, you got me… I just wanted to say “throw hands.”  Moving right the hell along… I’m the kind of nerd that has loved and practiced martial arts most of my life.  Yes,...

It’s never easy to swallow down a big plate of crow or digest one’s own words or any other flowery way of saying “I was wrong, dawg;” so I’ll just frigging say it… Later. First… I must explain…  Now let the nice man blog and stop asking me what this has to do with Snooki.  I know you love her and I know she totally rawks your face and all that other silly shit.  I am a man plagued by...

I have a mania.  No, I am not trying to caption a “lolcat”  (that would be ‘I HAZ a mania’–learn to meme).  I am not alone in my mania.  My mania is satisfied.  Many manias out there are not satisfied.  I’m not talking about the unlawful and ungodly desire to place one’s bum in Cheez Whiz and chase old people… No, that mania is shared by us all and can be easily fixed by attending the...

Netflix rocks.  I have access to literally, a metric shit ton of absolutely watchable and engaging stuff pretty much anywhere/anytime.  Just need me an internet connection and some sort of viewing device.  But this isn’t about Netflix; this is about Nerdflix. I have always been into Rock-docs and music biopics and all that stuff.  Netflix has many many many of these at my disposal and I enjoy watching all kinds of...

Alright, Dear Readers… This one is a nine thousand headed hydra and I don’t know how funny I can be.  The topic today?  “The Corporation.”  This is a documentary film by Joel Bakan, directed by Mark Achbar and Jennifer Abbott.  Apparently, it was made in 2003 and is Canadian.  I didn’t know films could have a nationality; but we’re trying to be serious here so relax and let’s get mad calmly,...