I’m straight slangin’ videos, homies.  While this isn’t technically the “first” video I have ever made; it is the first actual video I have ‘made.’  Does that make sense?  Nah, doesn’t to me either… Especially since the more discerning of you will notice there isn’t any actual film or pictures in this particular video–the first in a series of all my songs to be set to...

Vicki is fond of saying, “Everything doesn’t have to be a home run.” I wasn’t aware my red hot smokin’ wife watches Nascar; but hey, it’s all good.  I prefer to play G.I. Joe.  (thank you, dear lord, sweet baby Jesus). So in an effort to not smack one out of the park and make pole position, I bring you a very short blog: I have a free album that you may download.  You do not have to pay for this album...

Yesterday, being Martin Luther King Day, I have a dre… Nah, I actually have more of an observation.  Nothing so grand as peace between all peoples and racial equality.  I tend to be more of a comedic writer; so I can’t really say in honor of Martin Luther King–but I certainly do respect his dream.  I wish we could all have at least a piece of that dream. But back to my observation… Oh I have dreams.  One big one...

The king is still alive.  Long live his ulcer!  Ahhh, the music bidness… How do I love thee?  Everyone else does apparently as well.  Or they hate it… Or, well, see, they dig bands but they hate “executives” or… Well… Oh screw this crap!  Let’s watch reality TV. Sound familiar?  Yeah, I don’t know what I’m talking about either; but the point is this: Once upon a time, everything...

Cheeseburgers. Dear Apollo’s shiny ass!  I love me some cheeseburgers.  Yes, I realize I am wearing a “meat without feet” t-shirt; but the truth is, I just thought the shirt was funny.  I’m not that fond of seafood.  Ahhh, the duality of humankind, eh?  I like some types and some ways of preparing it; but I’m just not that into seafood.  Sorry.  But I digress… Let’s talk about...

www.justinguitar.com What a great site!  I picked up several great strength/agility builders from this cat. Justin Sandercoe is his name and he has really done a fantastic job on his site.  The beautiful part is that the brother kept his lessons free.  Now he’s built a bit of an adoring empire that worship his every lesson. Hail Sandercoe! This being said, he does accept donations–sites can’t run for free, ya know? ...