I’m back, Baby! Just got back, in fact from “Honeymoon Part Two: The Chilling” starring Ralph Macchio as Jas Patrick and Lil’ Kim as Gangsta Vicki. Yeah, I know… Technically speaking, it wasn’t a honeymoon; but we called it that for lack of giving a fuck. But back to it, eh? Yes, a second honeymoon. Decadent. Oh, it was glorious, Dear internet dweller. Sit down. Relax. I’ve got...
Read MorePumpkin Ale: My Favorite Seasonal Brew And An End To The Damned Heat
As I straight, mad chill whilst listening to my nearly-completely-mixed new EP (coming soon), I find myself enjoying a real treat that I had only recently discovered: Pumpkin Ale. It’s a long story and I shall tell the whole damn thing as I am generally wont to do; but first, let me give a bit of back story. I was raised a poor… No. Too far. Let me fast forward through video games and all that silliness and just come...
Read MoreBlogging Beers and Other Assorted Oddities: Be Amazed!
Ahhhhh… Köstritzer Schwarzbier… Delicious. I do indeed enjoy a fine German black lager. I did not know this about myself until my honeymoon in October of last year. You will be familiar with the fact that I dig Einbecker Schwarzbier and I do; but Gangsta Vicki discovered Köstritzer Schwarzbier and I must say that it is also quite good–though, much easier to find over in my hood than Einbecker. Alas, this blog is...
Read MoreA Topic Near and Dear: Einbecker Schwarzbier!
I would like to take a moment to raise our proverbial glasses to a subject of which I am personally rather fond and that, my friends is Beer! In this particular case, it would actually be Bier! And not just any bier; but Schwarzbier! Now, I am no beer/bier connoisseur; but I shall forever love Einbecker Schwarzbier. Why, you say? Well, it was “the” beer of my honeymoon with my lovely, sometimes gangsta, wife Vicki. ...
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