It’s done.  I can’t believe it’s done; but it’s done.  I suppose, before I say really any more than that, I should probably just let you watch it… But I’m going to talk just a little more because I don’t know what will happen to the “preview panel” of my blog if I put a link too close to the top.  See?  I’ve learned to respect my friend the internet.  The internet is a strange...

I’m back, Baby!  Just got back, in fact from “Honeymoon Part Two:  The Chilling”  starring Ralph Macchio as Jas Patrick and Lil’ Kim as Gangsta Vicki.  Yeah, I know… Technically speaking, it wasn’t a honeymoon; but we called it that for lack of giving a fuck.  But back to it, eh? Yes, a second honeymoon.  Decadent.  Oh, it was glorious, Dear internet dweller.  Sit down.  Relax.  I’ve got...

How many of us are lucky enough to meet our idols, our childhood idols to be specific, let alone know them all our lives and/or get to really communicate with them on their level as an equal?  Not many.  Not many of us is the answer.  I suppose it comes down to who we idolize, accessibility and just a ton of other factors.  Me?  I’m one of the lucky ones. My idols were always close at hand. Meeting them?  No problem. Were they...

As I straight, mad chill whilst listening to my nearly-completely-mixed new EP (coming soon), I find myself enjoying a real treat that I had only recently discovered:  Pumpkin Ale.  It’s a long story and I shall tell the whole damn thing as I am generally wont to do; but first, let me give a bit of back story.  I was raised a poor… No.  Too far.  Let me fast forward through video games and all that silliness and just come...

As you can tell by the title of this, I enjoy the absurd.  Why wouldn’t I?  When you really start to think about it, life is pretty frigging absurd–especially how serious it all is, am I right?  Well, I intend this to be a bit of an overview or an introduction to my blog; though, admittedly, it is coming as (I believe) my sixty-fifth published blog. I wrote a welcome blog when I first started jotting down dreck a few years...