Cheeseburgers. Dear Apollo’s shiny ass!  I love me some cheeseburgers.  Yes, I realize I am wearing a “meat without feet” t-shirt; but the truth is, I just thought the shirt was funny.  I’m not that fond of seafood.  Ahhh, the duality of humankind, eh?  I like some types and some ways of preparing it; but I’m just not that into seafood.  Sorry.  But I digress… Let’s talk about...

Ah yes… Battlefield Earth.  Long the bane and whipping boy of bloggers, moviephiles, people with taste and so on and so forth.  Yes, yes, I’ve heard your arguments and your oh-so-clever verbal/written ass beatings on this poor flick; but I’m here to tell you… This movie was NOT that damn bad! Dear god... You mean you actually LIKED it?!! First off, it’s got some great camp to it, you know?   I mean, John...

R.E.M.  What the heck are you cats smoking, man?  I’ve read the back story ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What%27s_the_Frequency,_Kenneth%3F ) and it STILL doesn’t make any damn sense!!! Pictured: The lyrics to "What's the Frequency Kenneth" Okay, before I’m the victim of nerd rage and comment saber rattling; let me (nearly) first say that I absolutely LOVE this song, okay?  It’s lyrically awesome...

Screw your coffee!  How do you take your cream? I take mine daily and I like it sour, snarky and utterly too impressed with itself.  Hell yeah.  I LOVE that blog! Cream... Nashville style... Sour and really damn fond of Bruce Springsteen for some reason The Nashville Cream is the local indie music blog which is run by writers of our local indie paper.  I don’t know the politics, I don’t know the infrastructure and I...

Damn, I love Shubb capos!  Now I normally never really flag wave for anybody–except me, of course–but you’ll come to learn that I love it when a company not only does what they say they will do; but when they especially when they excel! I have a Shubb deluxe capo and a couple originals.  Jeff Peterson introduced me to them a few years back and I immediately started using them exclusively.  They’re the best, pure...

www.justinguitar.com What a great site!  I picked up several great strength/agility builders from this cat. Justin Sandercoe is his name and he has really done a fantastic job on his site.  The beautiful part is that the brother kept his lessons free.  Now he’s built a bit of an adoring empire that worship his every lesson. Hail Sandercoe! This being said, he does accept donations–sites can’t run for free, ya know? ...

What the hell is it with voice mail?  People are weird with voice mail.  They either leave messages that are WAY too long ( like me!) or they’re petrified to the very core of their being to leave even just their names!  I mean, people will actually get pissy with you if you try to get them to leave a message for someone.  Some get downright angry. "There is no friggin way I'm leaving a voic... DAMNIT!!!" Why? Performance...