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Holograms: Then Now How Now What Wow

Holograms:  Then Now How Now What Wow

When I was a kid I thought holograms were…  No, that’s a lie, isn’t it?  I’ve always thought holograms were the absolute shit.  I used to dream about holographic video games and holographic learning machines and holographic video games and, well, holographic video games.  Who hasn’t?  Probably girls, non-nerds and old folks.  But then again, maybe nerd girls and nerd old people and the nerdier of the...

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Kentucky Is My Friend & T. Graham Brown Is A Piyamp

Kentucky Is My Friend & T. Graham Brown Is A Piyamp

As a drummer I have played with and opened for plenty of “names” and met countless more assorted persons of the ‘famous’ persuasion; but Kentucky frigging rocks.  If that first sentence didn’t really make sense then you will probably find the rest of this blog rather senseless; but the truth is, I don’t feel very well and I’m already late on posting this blog–so cut me a little slack on this...

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Do Ya Thing or DoYaThing While I Do Mine

Do Ya Thing or DoYaThing While I Do Mine

“You ain’t fresh squeezed juice … you that Tang.” Damn. That stings. I’m uncertain to whom this was directed; but holy fuck balls!  What an awesome way to casually toss an acidic diss to the playa haters giving our dude, André 3000 grief!  Fucking brilliant, folks.  So let’s talk about this joint for a bit, shall we? Yes, oh dear Cthulhu, YES!  A thousand times yes!!! Can you tell I dig this track? ...

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John Mayer & Shadow Days & Thanks For Making It Okay

John Mayer & Shadow Days & Thanks For Making It Okay

John Mayer is putting out a new album.  This album is called “Born and Raised.”  He’s been streaming his lead off single called “Shadow Days” and it sounds like the Brother has his proverbial hat in hand and a possible downcast hopefulness that erebody still luhs him. The tune has a real “country” feel and air about it, so the Garth Brooks-esque ‘aww shucks’ is fitting. My my,...

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New Album “Tributaries” FREE So Tell Someone Already

New Album “Tributaries” FREE So Tell Someone Already

Who doesn’t like free shit?  Shit ain’t normally free, brah…  I know how you can get some of the aforementioned shit o’ free, dawg. Come closer. Closer… Too close. Please release my buttocks. … Both hands. Thanks. Kay. So anyway, you want some free shit?  Well, I got some fo’ ya.  Just go to www.jaspatrick.com and you can download my brand-spanking new album “Tributaries” for FREE. ...

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The Making Of Tributaries Documentary

The Making Of Tributaries Documentary

It’s done.  I can’t believe it’s done; but it’s done.  I suppose, before I say really any more than that, I should probably just let you watch it… But I’m going to talk just a little more because I don’t know what will happen to the “preview panel” of my blog if I put a link too close to the top.  See?  I’ve learned to respect my friend the internet.  The internet is a strange...

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Honeymoon Redux Or Phase Two In Which Jas Gets His Rest

Honeymoon Redux Or Phase Two In Which Jas Gets His Rest

I’m back, Baby!  Just got back, in fact from “Honeymoon Part Two:  The Chilling”  starring Ralph Macchio as Jas Patrick and Lil’ Kim as Gangsta Vicki.  Yeah, I know… Technically speaking, it wasn’t a honeymoon; but we called it that for lack of giving a fuck.  But back to it, eh? Yes, a second honeymoon.  Decadent.  Oh, it was glorious, Dear internet dweller.  Sit down.  Relax.  I’ve got...

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